From the always reliable exploding aardvark, possibly the best lede of all time:
A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.
http://www.lodinews.com/articles/2007/02/25/news/4_motorhome_070224.txt
WOW.
Lodi, huh?
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a rollerskating MALE stripper at that. rad!
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