I feel dirty!! I can’t believe someone approved this ad! No, I’m not part of the conservative right, but really. McDonald’s prides themselves on being a family friendly restaurant. How do you explain an almost orgasm to a 5 year old?
Why do we have such problems explaining sex to our kids while we buy them uber violent murdering video games to play and see no problem with that?
Just when did it become OK to see 2 guys kill each other out of hate in a gore filled slasher movie, but an abomination to have to guys kiss and fall in love in a romantic movie?
I’d have no problem explaining sex in some way to a 5 year old. What I couldn’t explain is why a hamburger might cause an orgasm. Please, let me explain Brokeback Mountain instead!
is the money she got paid actually worth it?
and isn’t that some kind of chicken fritter at the bottom?
take the “good” and “almost” out and it’s correct.
“So good, it’s completely humiliating!”
“So embarrassing, because like OF COURSE I love me some CHICKEN!”
I fucking hate the advertising industry so deeply. I had me a nice long look at it when I was a wage slave for a marketing outfit a while back, and every day I felt like I’d been sitting in a tub of shit just by dealing with the sort of people who decided that ads like THAT up there were a good idea.
I really need a good “let’s go kill the ad-men” icon for times like this.
I must admit my knee was jerking at Terry Bisson’s “no tune & you can’t hear the words” fogeyism, tho’ I can see where ‘s coming from.
That plush Doom demon‘s only an edition of one, sadly.
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I almost posted that same goddam thing.
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is, um, that real?
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suggested this is what they are referencing:
Somewhere between stroke and orgasm. It’s a strogasm!
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That. . . almost makes sense.
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Hm.. may be there is sense in such a phrase:)
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I feel dirty!! I can’t believe someone approved this ad! No, I’m not part of the conservative right, but really. McDonald’s prides themselves on being a family friendly restaurant. How do you explain an almost orgasm to a 5 year old?
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Why do we have such problems explaining sex to our kids while we buy them uber violent murdering video games to play and see no problem with that?
Just when did it become OK to see 2 guys kill each other out of hate in a gore filled slasher movie, but an abomination to have to guys kiss and fall in love in a romantic movie?
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I’d have no problem explaining sex in some way to a 5 year old. What I couldn’t explain is why a hamburger might cause an orgasm. Please, let me explain Brokeback Mountain instead!
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“What, two fellas kissing and cuddling & all that? You must think I’m stewpid!”
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LOL…if a hamburger can do that, I’ll take a double decker to go! (c:]
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It’s a good thing the word “orgasm” doesn’t appear in the ad, isn’t it?
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is the money she got paid actually worth it?
and isn’t that some kind of chicken fritter at the bottom?
take the “good” and “almost” out and it’s correct.
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if she were pictured on an airplane the ad would be even better!
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That’s it !!!
“There’s motherfuggin BLT’s on the motherfuggin plane !!”
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for a split second I thought that was Miss Jay Alexander and got all excited.
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It totally looks like Miss Jay.
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…right down to the Adam’s Apple…
…or the sammich lodged in her throat.
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“Advertising so bad, it’s embarrassing.”
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I don’t know… I might have made that same face when I first ate the cherry goo filled hershy kisses.
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“So good, it’s completely humiliating!”
“So embarrassing, because like OF COURSE I love me some CHICKEN!”
I fucking hate the advertising industry so deeply. I had me a nice long look at it when I was a wage slave for a marketing outfit a while back, and every day I felt like I’d been sitting in a tub of shit just by dealing with the sort of people who decided that ads like THAT up there were a good idea.
I really need a good “let’s go kill the ad-men” icon for times like this.
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“Put Up Your Hands,” by Terry Bisson.
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Can you imagine Malcolm X or Martin Luther King saying “we be a great motherfucking people, gnome sane?”
Yeah, I can. That’d be excellent! FUCK YEAH!
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“gnome sane” hahahahaha
also icon is a win
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I must admit my knee was jerking at Terry Bisson’s “no tune & you can’t hear the words” fogeyism, tho’ I can see where ‘s coming from.
That plush Doom demon‘s only an edition of one, sadly.
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LOL!
That is absurdly hilarious, I want to know which McDonalds sells food that GOOD?!
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Clearly, they are using leftover images from the “I’d Hit It” campaign.
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Another thing. I keep reading that tag as “grandmaseizures”, which is a mental image I’d rather not have.
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Whew! It’s designing! What sesantions can give a piese of salted meat?
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