From the same sausage company who disdained vegetarians, an odd statement about gender and food. And Myspace presented me with a ontological puzzle last night.
and two smaller weird things
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It's the heart's the crazy bus driver
Be My Blog 
I’ve gotten that deny button as part of a larger puzzle in which I could not delete myspace messages from profiles which no longer exist. My thought was the button was meant to reflect the first stage of dead profile grieving. They’ve probably fixed it by now, but just how shitty of site management do you have to be to produce the
“can’t delete objects from deleted accounts” error. Isn’t that the sort of bug they’d cover in Errors 101?
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Parthenogenesis
If I deny that this profile no longer exists, will I unintentionally create a new life form? Because I have enough kids already, thanks.
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Re: Parthenogenesis
There’s a good SF shortstory in that.
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If a man can produce something from his body that’s about 5 to 12 pounds and is meatier than a newborn baby, I don’t want to see it.
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thanks for that visual due
AUUUUUUUGH
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Re: thanks for that visual due
lol its pindog
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No, no:
lol its min-pin
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i’m always very sad when i have no choice but to deny the nonexistant friend.
and the meat people can bite me.
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1) Ew.
2) Spam profile. I’ve gotten, like, 6 of those in the last month.
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Spam profile? See, now that would go back to the sausage thing, wouldn't it? Creating cameos or perhaps even full-on busts of people using only snack meats? There's an industry waiting to be born... MikeLikeLike
I like the cut of your jib.
With you and me and a belaying pin it could happen TONIGHT.
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Re: I like the cut of your jib.
Aw, man... I gotta get up at 4:30 tomorrow morning! But any other day of the week, my belaying pin and I would be more than willing to rip open a few Spam whelping vats in the name of art! Or science. Or necromancy--I mean, we're talking about Spam here.... Mad DogLikeLike