A sausage company attacks vegetarianism and commits unintentional goatse, and the makers of a sleep drug appear to be selling a powerful hallucinogen. It’s all behind the cut!
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How do you know it was an unintentional goatse?
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Another option was “pissed-off vegetarian art director,” which I sorta like too.
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I tend to think that more.
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I love those dreams ads. The ones on TV are funny. Laughingly.
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The goatse in such close proximity to the girl with the chili pepper(?) in her mouth make a great juxtaposition. Bonus points for “more party ideas than you can shake a meat stick at.”
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When I first saw those ads, I assumed the drug was an anti-pyschotic… They miss you because you’re NOT BUGFUCK NO MORE. But no, it’s merely a sleeping pill. bah.
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I’m sure it comes as no surprise that the meat stick ad infuriates me. 🙂
Need a chess playing beaver now.
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I think they were trying for “edgy, funny, irreverent” and just ended up with “asshole.” Which is probably also what the sausages contain.
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I think they were trying for “edgy, funny, irreverent” and just ended up with “asshole.”
Yet again.
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Beef Bites!
It’s this sort of thing that leads people to tell their vegetarian friends that something is vegetarian because, “You can just eat around the meat.” As a vegetarian, I gotta say, they can just keep their damn party.
I don’t usually watch commercials, but the chess playing beaver was a splendid exception. Thankfully, I don’t remember what product they were selling, so I can continue to pretend that my brain is still my own.
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Horrors of food
What next, a pork chop with, in the background,
a covetous Jew with a speech bubble saying:
“oy, I wish I could eat that porkchop!” ?
Such a publicity stunt, nu!
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The beaver and Lincoln are part of a Rozerem ad campaign entitled “Your dreams miss you”
http://www.rozerem.com/
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Living, as I do, in the “Capital of Encased Meat,” I feel highly unqualified to comment on this post.
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I just watered myself.
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