Was awakened by pager again today to fix something insignificant. I was about to get all grumpy and then remembered that I work from home, my schedule is infinitely flexible, and I make good money. So I just fixed it.
The latest immigration “debate” is making me tired. All the local white folk keep saying things like “It’s about the laws! If you’re here illegally, that’s unlawful, and you’re breaking the law! That’s not legal!” Right. And the law is ridiculous, because it doesn’t reflect economic reality. And if the law was well-enforced everything would fall over with a large clonk. The latest guy to dispute that with me kept saying “That’s a fallacy!” every time I pointed this own. I guess “fallacy” means “obvious fact I intend to ignore”.
I have a Modest Proposal. If we are going to actually enforce this law, let’s get serious. First let’s bust every single business we can find who hires illegals, with hugely punitive fines. It’ll pay for itself; just get loads of cops out there and hit every restaurant, every gardening operation, every cleaning crew, every building contractor or handyman company. But that won’t be enough. Let’s also hit their customers. If you’re patronizing a business that uses illegals, you’re part of the problem. Walk into a restaurant, find three illegal busboys and two illegal dishwashers? Everyone eating dinner gets a $500 fine. Find a condo complex with an illegal mowing the lawn? Every condo owner there gets a $500 fine. Or 90 days in jail. Three offenses and it’s a felony with a $25,000 fine and five years in jail. Zero tolerance, baby.
Don’t like it? Neither would I. Maybe we should work on laws that reflect necessity for us and for our neighbors to the south, instead of prolonging a ridiculously unworkable racist quota system. Oh, and get those fucking Irishmen in the bars back on a boat home. And the Swedes. GOD-DAMNED SWEDES.
It’s such a beautiful day. I’m gonna go out and be delinquent instead of whatever chore I was supposed to do. Next stop, Cost Plus.
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Represent!
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Re: Represent!
It’s like some kind of VIKING CRIME WAVE
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Re: Represent!
It’s like some kind of VIKING CRIME WAVE
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Represent!
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Like I keep telling people this does not really even matter, you have to get local law enforcement to actually enforce these laws, and the INS to be anything but reactive. Neither group wants to change and hasn’t no matter what laws are passed.
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Like I keep telling people this does not really even matter, you have to get local law enforcement to actually enforce these laws, and the INS to be anything but reactive. Neither group wants to change and hasn’t no matter what laws are passed.
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“It’s about the laws!”
Illiterates are often attracted to legalism and <a href=
“http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0631205101”
>other shiny objects.
Also, they should be encouraged to register as a sex offender because of that one time they got it on in a car. IT’S THE LOL!
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right after I do Phil Angeledes’ daughters,
I ENDORSE FOR COMPTROLLER.
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EVRY MESSICAN WORKING IS A TEENAGER UNABLE TO BUY A DIME BAG.
My favorite latest batshit insanity is the notion that the Mexican government is somehow encouraging the mass illegal immigration in some ridiculous attempt to retake the lands we won from them in the war. Yeah. ‘Cause you think “Mexican government” and the next thought is crafty, organized, and Machiavellian…
If we were to commit to this premise, I think we’ve found our next candidate for “liberation” and “nation-building”…
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