The government says: 1) Run like hell
The rest of the instructions are at this helpful USDA guide to surviving a swarm of relentlessly savage enraged stinging insects.
Thanks, ‘Vark!
WHAT TO DO WHEN THE BEES COME FOR YOU
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Good to know that I can withstand over 1100 bee stings.
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I was thinking the same thing… I’ve been stung once, by exactly one bee, and *that* was bad enough.
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After the 600th or so you start to lose count.
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Bad Bees
Bad Bees
What you gonna do when they come for you
Bad Bees
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I like that step three is just step one again. It’s so important they mentioned it twice!
I also like “If you see someone being attacked by bees, encourage them to run away.”
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Encourage them Monty Python style [wav].
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O-kaaaay….
*just sits and stares at this*
~M~
…the Feds are soooo helpful..
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::shudder:: damn you and your bees!!!!!
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DUH….
Just break out the NINJA style – gets em every time
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I have been worried about the killer bees since I was 10.
I used to think that the song Dream Weaver sounded like a bunch of killer bees coming to get me.
So glad to see I just had an overactive imagination.
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