Year: 2005

they’re spending our money on teleportation scams.

‘Beam me up, general!’
Could ‘Star Trek’ technology help transport troops?
By Tom Costello
Correspondent
NBC News
Updated: 7:31 p.m. ET Feb. 9, 2005

To anyone who’s ever watched “Star Trek,” teleportation is as basic as warp drives and dilithium crystals. But could science fiction become science fact? Is it possible to beam tanks and troops across the globe or behind enemy lines?

To find out, the propulsion research lab at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio — the same cutting-edge lab that helped bring stealth technology and lasers to the Air Force — commissioned a study.

They are even stupider than you thought.

And suddenly, out of fucking nowhere

Besides Kuwaitis, those allegedly involved in militant plots include Saudis, Jordanians, Yemenis and stateless bidoon Arabs living in Kuwait. Some of the suspects have admitted planning to attack United States forces with exploding ice-cream vans, an interior ministry official said earlier this week.

AAAA ICE CREAM VANS AAAAAA

Another way to be offensive is to assault someone and cut off her body parts.

Boise County Sheriff’s Office: Teen Scalped After Argument

By Associated Press

BOISE COUNTY –

A 16-year-old Idaho girl was tied up and scalped by an older woman in an attack motivated by revenge, police said.

Authorities are searching for Marianne Dahle, 26, who was visiting Kirkham Hot Springs in central Idaho Jan. 18 with the girl and a friend when Dahle allegedly tied the girl up and cut away the entire crown and back portion of her scalp.

A felony arrest warrant accuses Dahle of aggravated battery, though she has not been formally charged.

“When I say this gal was scalped, she was truly scalped,” said Boise County Chief Deputy Bill Braddock. “The top of her head, her hair, was completely cut off. The motive, as near as we’ve been told by witnesses, was retaliation for acting in a way that the adult perceived as being offensive to women as a gender.”

what the

via autoblog: neofascist terror paranoia porn in vehicle form

Forbes reports on the over-the top Bad Boy Truck, a $750,000 death truck for people who want to feel really, really butch.

This is either the truck from Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn or that super neato 18 wheeler the guy had in that one show where he fought crime in a truck and the truck like morphed or something and a motorcycle came out of it?

I can see who might need this vehicle. Pol Pot. BUT HE’S DEAD.

My country is a huge slobby fat eight year old boy with a personality disorder. Someone please trank us up and call the child psychiatrist.