Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.
good MORNING!
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zombies?
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We have them locked in the break room. They’re gnawing on the first aid kit and the Federal Wage Notices.
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You should check your coworkers for bites. Infected people are NEVER considerate to anyone, and think only of themselves, then once they turn BAM CHAOS
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Mercury in retrograde?
And why are blowjobs among the bad things in that list?
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The computers are demanding them.
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Oh I see… it’s the having to give them to the computers that is bad. I get it.
Of course, I’m AC/DC so it doesn’t bother me. 😉
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That’s not a bad thing. It’s when the computers stop demanding the blowjobs that you need to start worrying.
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Your tags rarely fail to make me laugh until I choke.
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