- People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
- Someone who uses “party” as a verb
- Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
- People with a “TV Night”
- Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
- Von Dutch
- Big truck with nothing in the bed
- Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
- Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
- Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
- ”Been doing some consulting”
- Likes “all kinds” of music
- Talks about carbs
- Me
Warning signs (some derived from tonight’s conversations)
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“anything but rap and country!”
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yup
that’s definitely one too.
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also, i went to this restaurant tonight where they only had low-carb ranch dressing, and fat-free ranch dressing. so i asked for ranch dressing with extra fat and extra carbohydrates, but they would not give me it. i told them i was deeply offended, and marched out. actually i didn’t, because it was like 6:30 and i hadn’t eaten all day, but i did complain loudly and shake my fist.
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this is why I tell people that my favorite music is country and rap.
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rap is … good, yeah
It’s good to, y’know, like all kinds of stuff. Being diverse is cool.
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far as ah m concerned he s th only one allowed to do thet
i never use “party” as a verb unless I’m singing along to A.W.K.–mza.
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Re: far as ah m concerned he s th only one allowed to do thet
Party on, Mario!
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Is Von Dutch the new West Coast Choppers?
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lamest. label. ever.
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It’s doubly lame because Von Dutch started as the signature of a brilliant artist who was also a violent asshole with neo-Nazi leanings. The people wearing his name on their puffy trucker hats don’t know enough about him either to respect his art or to be horrified by, say, his hatred of black people. And they think they’re being all ironic because to them it’s just some “white trash” thing they put sparkles on, how clever. Except that it’s just stupid and offensive and I hope they die. The end.
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Big truck with nothing in the bed.
man, true. that is not only unnecessary, it’s suspicious, too.
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So…do the wooden steps, that I had to tote around so Toby could get INTO the truck, count at “something in the back”?
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that is something, alright. but, get you some lumber, woman.
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As long as you do not wear a trucker hat with a crop top, you are fine.
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You’ll be happy to know I don’t own a single trucker hat.
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I’m fairly certain that there are a number of people who prefer my truck-bed being relatively empty…my doctor being one of them. 🙂
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But how about contextually, as a place of torture and humiliation?
As in, “I’ve got to party, the Democrats need me” ?
ugh
Right. We used to have one, before the networks cancelled everything by Joss Whedon.
I prefer “husband-person”
Van Helsing?
I like huge trucks. I think it’s my napoleonic complex coming to a head.
Hee.
/stares blankly. I see nothing wrong with that. =)
In relation to penis size, or just in general?
Hee hee hee.
But I do! I suppose there should be a little “name a band from each genre” test.
… how about in loving terms?
But it’s ALL ABOUT me!
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Paaaaaaaaarrrrrrty!!!!
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-people with no books in their apartment.
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This might not be universal, but when a guy tells me I should read Cat’s Cradle before judging Kurt Vonnegut, it ends badly.
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