When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean
these people.
The visual is important.
I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.
Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:
Be My Blog 
EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU HAVE BEFOULED MY FRIENDSPAGE DAMN YOU DIE DIE
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SORRY! =) =) =)
LOLLERS HUGZ!!!
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Re: SORRY! =) =) =)
i just saw your new-and-most-unimproved update.
i am SO not above commandeering a vehicle to drive 8 hours south to kneecap you, MISTER.
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Always with the pubic bone
THOSE PEOPLE have taken over! They’re everywhere! The ‘hot’ people.
They populate Mancusos on $1 Bud Nite and look at me like I’m a space alien because I have short hair & wearing a leather jacket. They have taken over.
It hurts my feelings that this is the beauty standard nowadays. They have rendered me un-hot! It stings.
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Re: Always with the pubic bone
It’s not the beauty standard. It’s the Dumb Ho Standard; that’s different. Don’t worry.
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The top one
Is she single? I bet she’s single. Even I’m better looking than that guy.
She likes me. I can tell.
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The only things missing
… are the matching “Orange County Choppers” ball caps.
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Jesus, her whole skeleton is on display.
Also on display is, of course, the “Tee hee, we’re lesbians!” thing. The bros probably love that.
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sadly, if girl #1 was in her native country, she’d be manufacturing them bazongas in her chest.
and is it really worth bashing the second girl? i mean, could her daddy have played doctor with her any more? i think her date sang that “butterfly sugar baby” song. try to dye your hair, dude. you can’t hide from me!
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Oh my god, that first picture is like the distilled platonic essence of the whole “Bros and Hos” concept. I am terrified.
Also, that’s a great icon.
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durrr BOOBS
The top picture has a big “Oh, you caught me rubbing him through his pants” thing going on.
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