One of the 19-year-old idle rich kids who hangs out on the patio announced last night that:
”I am a sexual connoisseur.”
Thank you, that is all.
P.S. I bet you have to get a Bugs Bunny style smoking jacket for that role.
P.P.S. When queried as to the legitimacy of his declaration, he responded that “you have to see me in action to understand.”
Prerequisite
• Cigarettes with big fancy plastic filters on the end.
• Neckerchief
• Monacle
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Re: Prerequisite
you broke into my closet!!
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i love you. add me back. 😉
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Isn’t a connoisseur rather discriminating, and generally not to be found at the all-you-can-eat buffet?
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He can’t be a connoisseur until he’s had a Beluga whale, and I think I’d remember him. Oh, wait…. that’s Beluga caviar.
Nevermind.
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I thought I was a sexual connoisseur. Turns out I was just a pervert.
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