Newsbunny in fireman outfit: Drink 1 shot and unbutton pants. If pants are already unbuttoned, rebutton them.
Homeowner saying “It was so green and now it’s all gone” or equivalent: Drink 1 shot
Newscaster saying over helicopter footage “That’s a lot of fire”: Drink 2 shots.
Fire captain saying “This is a large and dangerous fire”: Drink 1 shot and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. If you mess up during the Pledge, you must take another shot and start over.
Newscaster saying “These are beautiful/expensive homes”: Drink 1 shot and pour 1 shot on a piece of furniture.
Person being interviewed about animal evacuation: The cat must drink 1 shot.
Person in SUV sobbing: Drink 1 shot and sing “Amazing Grace”.
Newscaster saying “This fire is very hot”: pour 1 shot on your knee and ignite it.
NOTE: If your actual house ignites during the game, drink the entire bottle and evacuate.
Be My Blog 
hahaha!
Game on!
LikeLike
addendum:
If newsbunny says HI BOB at any point, drink whole bottle, run to neighbour’s house and start big fire.
LikeLike
It’s a good thing my T.V. is not very accessible.
LikeLike
I think if I drank a whole bottle of any kind of booze, I’d evacuate reasonably soon afterwards in any case, fire or no.
LikeLike
“This is breaking news”
Uh, no, it’s not.
Maybe last thursday.
LikeLike