DEAR DIGERATI

I HAVE NOT YET GOTTEN HEAD FROM ANYONE ON FRIENDSTER AND THIS IS A CONCERN. DESPITE MULTIPLE EMAILS I RECEIVE NO SATISFACTION. PLEASE RETURN YOUR WHUFFIES BY THE NEXT POST.

ALSO THE PERSON ON YAHOO! MESSENGER WHO SAYS SHE’S A SUICIDEGIRL HAS NOT YET MET ME AT THE COFFEE BEAN & TEA LEAF AND I SUSPECT SOME INTERNET TRICKERY OF UNKNOWN TYPE.

ALL IN ALL THIS WHOLE INTERNET HOBBY HAS PRODUCED A LOT OF COREDUMPS AND NOT MUCH IN THE WAY OF SWEET FLOWING BEAUTIFUL LOVE AND IT’S CLEAR THAT IT WAS OVER PROMOTED. I SUPPOSE YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET AWAY WITH THAT DON’T YOU.

SIGNED MORNING WOOD IN CALIFORNIA (PLEASE DO NOT USE MY REAL NAME WHICH IS ABDUL MCKINNON).

P.S. I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID IN THE OTHER EMAIL ABOUT YOUR CREAMY, SMOOTH THIGHS

4 thoughts on “DEAR DIGERATI

  1. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???? I HAVE BEEN PERFORMING DAILY SEXUAL FAVORS FOR YOU IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS (INK CARTRIDGE SECTION OF STAPLES, ETC.)!!!!! WHY DO YOU THUS SPURN MY OUTPOURING OF LOVE????

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