NASCARnage

This is why the South will not rise again:

http://www.channeloklahoma.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-aptv-154265520020703-090750.html

This is not my fault. It’s all Sean’s fault. Really.

In other news I dreamed last night that I met David Bowie and he had gotten really fat. It was kinda depressing.

In other other news, my new blender has tempted me into Margarita Abuse. Hic.