Today I ended up at the Wikipedia page for “The Seduction Community,”. I recommend it; it’s an ever-flowing fount of hilarity. I got there via the page for Ross Jeffries, Speed Seduction Guru and possible model for Tom Cruise’s character in Magnolia. Jeffries was hanging around UCLA when I was a student there. He was [...]
The subject line on this LJ comment was something sexy, and then we have the body of the message: “As I sat there hating about her and that telekinetic ass, a hep pulled up beside me at the light. “ hepkitten is there something I should know about your ASS?
Caption of the day and/or News QOTD of the day from the Orange County Register: “Craig Gross, founder of XXX Church.com, next to a stack of “Jesus loves a porn star” Bibles that his staff handed out at the AVN Adult Expo in Los Vegas in January. This weekend, Gross is coming to Huntington Beach [...]
This was an ad on OKCupid urging me to install their Facebook app:
My dad told the one in which Lawrence’s widow Frieda and her Fascist Italian army officer lover left Lawrence’s ashes at a railway station platform in an excess of passionate disorganization. Some of the other stories are below. LAWRENCE was buried in the old Vence cemetery on a March 1930. His remains were exhumed in [...]
Seen a while back while waiting on the freeway for roadside assistance: A large pickup truck, painted on the tailgate in huge letters with: I’D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN In or out of context this is a jarring thing to see on the road. I hereby provide context: The owner of this truck owns [...]
Ex Teacher Pleads Guilty to Sexual Offense DO NOT WANT
33mhz inflicted a Muppet Sandy Duncan Disaster on me, so I retaliate with my favorite music clip from the 1970s: Rum, sodomy, & the lash! Plus chickens.
This was today’s Headline of the Day, from the Green Bay Press-Gazette.