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By substitute on March 1, 2013
Demonic cinder block-flinging semiautomatic not-a-dog will comfort you in your dreams.
By substitute on February 5, 2013
It has been discovered by science teams at funnels launch! that the gif animation above, when watched as the music video below is played, becomes perfect. Please make a note of it.
By substitute on November 8, 2007
Dunno when it will be back. Just called their support line. The voice told me to enter my number, and I did. The voice then asked me whether I had a lost phone, or had a phone insurance situation, or had a dead phone. I chose dead phone. The voice then spoke to me at […]
By substitute on August 17, 2007
To master the challenges of the future, I require a Hyper Lethal Mini Robotic Attack Helicopter or two. Enjoy the breathless prose of the war-machine lover: Developed to be utilized as a tactical hunter/killer unmanned helicopter (mini-helicopter) a.k.a. unmanned combat armed rotorcraft (UCAR) for search-and-destroy missions and convoy security/force protection missions, the weaponized NRI AutoCopter […]
By substitute on October 3, 2006
A robot sommelier is unleashed, with a few bugs still present. A cameraman was mistaken for bacon. via Defense Tech Blog, of all places.
By substitute on August 7, 2006
One was lost in December 1999, when an official incorrectly programmed the UAV to taxi at 155 nautical miles per hour.
By substitute on June 3, 2006
I have been contacted by a fembot on MySpace. This one appears to either be an especially hard-working sweatshop typist or a semi-broken robot. I’m not willing to investigate further so the Turing test will not be done. There’s no photo, which strikes me as a terrible mistake. Anyone who would go for something this […]
By substitute on May 14, 2006
I for one welcome our roaming security robot spy overlords.
By substitute on May 6, 2006
…with the giant robot elephant and the huge little-girl marionette and the crashed spaceship. It’s just as awesome as when they did it in France. More in this flickr cluster.
By substitute on March 17, 2006
I was looking for a cheap pocket watch because my old one died, and bemoaning that there weren’t any decent ones that didn’t have Ye Olde Railroade engraving or some kind of paramilitary slogan. I went to Fossil’s site and was poking around because they’ve done some okay ones in the past, and rumplestimpskin was […]