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By substitute on June 13, 2007
I just optimized the outdoor menu sign at the diner. They now offer a sauce with roasted green lepers, and the soup of the day is Bee Vegetable.
By substitute on November 10, 2006
I have heard a lot of conspiracy theories about prominent people: that they are actually evil space lizards or controlled by same, that they are all Illuminati or Masons, that they are somehow demon-possessed or in the pay of warring alien races. This is clearly foolish and probably schizophrenic. I have an alternate theory. I […]
By substitute on October 27, 2006
I think I know who gave me that flaming bag of dog poo. I THINK I KNOW
By substitute on August 21, 2006
The ANOINTED WARRIOR wants to be my FRIEND. He’d also like me to view his VIDEO CHALLENGES if I’m a satanist or have an extensive porn collection (Admiral Kragg). I think God told him to skin me alive. He has glowing eyes and a sword. The churches I’ve visited have waged spiritual warfare with bible […]
By substitute on April 17, 2006
OC Metroblogging has a nice wrapup of a Comedy Central prank played on my dear county, in which local notables found themselves on a panel discussion that slid rapidly downhill. Long story short they got Ron Burgundied. The full LA Times story is at this link, where you may have to use genital/genital or bugmenot. […]
By substitute on November 29, 2005
Portlanders and others, bow down to the genius of onda_dog and his career of chaos in . Now I want to move to Portland just to be part of his “street team”. Good God I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.