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By substitute on May 10, 2011
I’m covered in writer’s block like a wet sheepskin. Help me out. If I can pick one of the articles that have been bonking about in my head and stick to it, things will be easier. The poll below has a list of titles. Pick one! I have no idea how many people read this, […]
By substitute on December 25, 2010
Now that’s a nice Christmas morning. Edit: It’s one of these nerdy math hats.
By substitute on December 2, 2009
I am honored to be part of the First Annual December Borscht-In at icedborscht.com! My contribution is a short piece on the American Dream as reinvented for rich young men without purpose in life: Accessories After The Fact. Thanks, Mr. Borscht!
By substitute on December 1, 2009
The customer hasn’t renewed my contract for next year, so I’m a free agent again. I’m looking for system administrator and application support work in the greater Los Angeles area.
By substitute on April 11, 2009
It used to be that when I read something on the Internet and disagreed with it in a serious way, I would say something. I might be polite or not, depending on the context, but I’d have that moment of “I cannot remain silent!” and off goes the reply. This is rare now. I look […]
By substitute on March 16, 2009
I return. I’ve been gone for a week. Therefore I am DRAWING a LIME in the SAND and not even trying to catch up on anything here. If you got killed or the Beatles came back or something, let me know. Apologies.
By substitute on March 8, 2009
dear lazyweb etc etc I come back on Sunday at 4:30 or so but getting home is easier.
By substitute on January 23, 2009
Attention to the following groups of people: Bar owners Movie screencap posters Homeowners with new large televisions Video website owners Video uploaders to said sites Home video enthusiasts WILL YOU LEARN WHAT AN ASPECT RATIO IS ALREADY I mean if you want to spend four figures on a piece of equipment and misuse it it’s […]
By substitute on December 23, 2008
Guys I just ate a pound of peas.