By substitute on March 12, 2008
T NASA BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE WACKY ASIAN DRIVERS? (FUNNY EYES) From: snglist@snglist.msfc.nasa.gov Subject: Women Drivers on Mars Date: March 12, 2008 11:20:42 AM PDT To: snglist@snglist.msfc.nasa.gov NASA Science News for March 12, 2008 To celebrate Women’s History Month, an all-female team of scientists and engineers has taken control of Mars rover Spirit. Is Mars [...]
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By substitute on October 21, 2007
We had high winds all day gusting to 60 mph. Along with the fires up in Malibu and out in Fontana, we got one of our own between Santiago Canyon and Irvine. It’s almost 9:30 pm and the temp is 76F, wind is in the 30 mph range, and there’s a choking stench of smoke. [...]
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By substitute on October 20, 2007
Captain Rocketpants and the Close Shave: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=136aa67154 (an oldie but goodie) 3… 2… 1… LOL! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=953_1188336612 Okay guys ready? Ok. Ready? Yeah, got it. Ready? FIRE!. OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=df5_1188084286
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By substitute on October 12, 2007
But maybe they shouldn’t place the ads right on the popup you see when you mouse over an incident. Hmm?
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By substitute on October 12, 2007
I know, I know, I’m just pictures and links lately. Lazy. I can’t stand “adventurer” tycoons and I enjoy laughing at them. Yesterday’s news was a massive win, as Virgin egomaniac Richard Branson tries without success to be extreme. Branson Attempts Wacky Bungee Stunt, Whacks Own Ass Many Times Instead The Daily Mail has more [...]
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By substitute on August 22, 2007
“Junipero” brand gin is very tasty. Said brand of gin is also 98.6 proof. Alcohol of 98.6 proof is not suitable for a school night. That is all.
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By substitute on August 7, 2007
THE ACK STEAK HOUSE, PROUDLY SERVING THE FAMOUS AND JUICY PTUIBONE STEAK: IT’S NATURAL LIGHTER FLUID, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF TREES, SUDDENLY, FATALLY AND PAINFULLY BURNING YOUR SKIN WITH A STICKY NAPALM-LIKE BUT TOTALLY NATURAL GEL:
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