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By substitute on September 17, 2010
By substitute on July 27, 2008
We’re about six weeks into the Great Swiss Cheese Shortage Mystery of 2008. Seriously the supermarkets around here have no swiss cheese. The fancier places have better ‘swiss cheese’ and Gruyere, Comté, etc. But the big box supermarkets just don’t have it. Not in blocks, not sliced, not shredded. Did a Swiss Cheese Container Ship […]
By substitute on October 27, 2007
Not only are they cranking out the meth there, but they’re making illegal bathtub cheese!
By substitute on August 23, 2007
I WISH TO MAKE A FIELD TRIP TO THIS PLACE: http://www.frogsbreathcheese.com/ WE’LL HAVE TO ROB A BANK ON THE WAY, AND TAKE A CAB HOME (WINE BAR ALSO AVAILABLE THERE). LET ME KNOW WHEN ANYONE’S AVAILABLE!
By substitute on July 19, 2007
I was about to post that alcohol, even in small quantities, is a gateway drug for cheese. Then I realized that I was in a deep state of denial and cheese was, in fact, a primary pathology in my life. Isn’t that great news? Anyway I am enjoying some Double Gloucester right now.
By substitute on April 15, 2007
http://ignatz.buzznet.com/user/video/play/219188/ I was particularly happy to capture the sizzling noises right out of the oven in the big cast iron Dutch oven. Embedding doesn’t work from there to here. Gotta fix that.
By substitute on July 26, 2006
100 Years of Innovation: Pasteurized Process Cheese Food. Attach ripe olive slice, cut in half, to driver’s head, using dab of CHEEZ WHIZ, to form “smile.” Cut remaining half of olive slice crosswise in half for the “eyebrows.” Attach remaining 2 pretzel sticks to both sides of little weiner for the “arms.” Q: Why is […]
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cheese, cheeseandyoupartnersinfreedom, cheez, cheezwhiz, cockeyed, easycheese, food, hell, hellcheese, kraft, nabisco, notfood, processcheese, satansspunk, spraycheese, tag, whiz | 4 Responses
By substitute on May 29, 2006
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/5027868.stm A teenager who knocked himself out while chasing a Double Gloucester cheese down a hill was among 25 people hurt in a Cheese Rolling competition. Chris Anderson, 18, won one of the five races which make up the annual contest, in which dozens of people race down a 1:2 gradient hill after a large […]
Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged athletics, blatt, bloodybouzouki, bonk, bonkbonk, bonkbonkbonk, cheese, conqueso, headcheese, headinjuries, honk, ow, pamplonaconqueso, sports, tag, wheeloffortune | 5 Responses
By substitute on April 8, 2006
I went to a party last night and it wasn’t a failure! This is good, because parties have traditionally either totally alienated me, or hyped me up followed by a nasty crash afterwards. At this one I just had conversations with some nice, interesting people and then went home and went to bed. There were […]