15 responses to “Car loan, or why we hate bankers”

  1. anaisdjuna

    That whole story blows!!!! BLOWS HARD!!!!

    The suck, burns.

    Good luck rockin’ your snappy new ride.

  2. springheel_jack

    It’s getting so the proper response to “would you like to buy some girl scout cookies” is “let me run that by my lawyer and get back to you.”

  3. springheel_jack

    I can never see this enough:

    1. dr_strych9

      The “road closed / no thru traffic sign” is the cherry on top.

  4. salome_st_john

    Is Planet Veuve-Clicquot near Planet Zinfandel? And also near Planet Oxycontin, where the insurance barons live?

    It’s the happiest solar system in the galaxyyyyyyyy.

    1. dmlaenker

      I’m guessing all of those planets are gas giants.

  5. dmlaenker

    I always thot “Veuve-Cliquot” sounded like a bunch of sports car noises.

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  7. dr_strych9

    Thanks for the timely reminder that I still haven’t transferred all my banking into the credit union like I’ve been meaning to do for ages.

    1. dmlaenker

      I don’t think Navy Federal is going to pre-approve my car loan. They’re almost as shitty as an actual profit-driven bank.

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  9. mallorys_camera

    Credit Union all the way, bay-bee. (Sorry this happened to you.)

  10. tuliphead

    I recently took my personal banking from Chase to a CU because of too many infuriating bank shenanigans. If you have the chance to move your loan ever, take it: Chase sucks cocks in hell.

    FWIW, when I bought my Miata back in 2004-ish, I got swindled into a 5-year loan instead of the 4-year I insisted upon. It’s amazing how that can happen even when you KNOW to read the fine print and double-check the paperwork.

    400anvils is the most appropriate tag for this post.

  11. sooz

    wow your car loans are going like my medical insurance. maybe they know each other.

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