41 responses to “Dear Vegans:”

  1. caladri

    I’m sure you knows this, but: there are circumstances in which such is appropriate, especially if it is in the form of good-natured ribbing of meat-eaters who mock the mock meat, etc.

  2. wanderingaengus

    Should it be all right for them to say, “Man, this tofu dog tastes like crap!”?

    1. firepower

      LOL

    2. detcarguy

      I never understood why the compulsion to make vegan food look like a meat product? I don’t make my hamburgers look like a lettuce leaf!
      Maybe if vegan food didn’t look like meat, there would be no need to remark about it?

  3. handstil

    Yes, this. I don’t need to hear “I had the best vegan SALAD” ever again. I think it’s appropriate when you are recommending something like “Casa De Luz” has excellent vegan options, etc or “Great vegan potstickers at ____” but that’s about it. Oh, or sharing recipes, of course.

    1. leolo

      Vegan salad is suprisingly hard to come by in a restaurant. They always seem to add cheese or chicken.

      1. handstil

        heh, just say ” no cheese or chicken on that,” and it’s instantly vegan. ;)

        1. dreamyshade

          cue a zillion indignant stories of waiters and waitresses who don’t understand such requests, and restaurants where the menu doesn’t mention that the salad is full of bacon, etc.

          1. mcpino

            I made Me & Tara some bacon for breakfast in honor of this post.

          2. handstil

            I’ve been vegetarian or vegan for 18 years and that has happened to me one time. I can’t believe it’s possibly the epidemic it is hyped to be! In England I had to say “that means no eggs, too” but that’s about it for the confusion of the very “elusive” vegan diet. LOLZ

          3. dreamyshade

            yeah, i don’t mean it’s an epidemic, just that most vegetarians/vegans i know have a couple of stories about it.

            seems to depend on location and kind of restaurant. i’ve been vegetarian for six or seven years and i live in california, and it’s rarely an issue. one time in san francisco at a peruvian restaurant, i ordered the single seemingly-vegetarian item on the menu and it arrived with bits of bacon.

            while visiting new orleans, i explained to a waitress that i didn’t want lunchmeat on my salad, and then the salad arrived with piles of lunchmeat. i asked for a new one. my friend visiting somewhere in the south asked for no chicken on her salad, and her waitress said something like “ohh it’s ok, it’ll be on the house for you today”. two of my vegetarian friends who visited france ate meat while they were there because being vegetarian was so much of a hassle to explain to servers in the little neighborhood restaurants/cafes they visited. etc etc

            i’ve also had to explain my dietary preferences very carefully to confused aunts/parents of boyfriend and former boyfriends – not asking to be served alternative food, just trying to tell them why i wouldn’t eat that lovely piece of fish they made or the good american hamburger. awkward.

          4. handstil

            Re; explaining your dietary preferences:
            My husband’s mom has been vegan for like 30 years and when they were out to Thai food the waitress said “I’ve been trying to go vegan for so long, how do you do it?” and my husband’s mom goes; “Oh, I just think of the animals, and how they have to die.”

            HA. I love her.

            Honestly, I’ve had more mistakes like onion on my salad than meat mishaps but I know it happens! I just can’t believe your friends would rather eat meat than go buy their own food at a market! There is so much delicious fresh food to be had in france!

          5. dreamyshade

            or eat dessert for dinner and haul around a case of clif bars. hehehe

  4. obnoxicant

    yes! also annoying was the fact that my vegan friends always said things like “oh, you wouldn’t like this, it’s vegan,” even if it was something as innocuous as a tofu scramble, as if being an omnivore meant i had to have a cheeseburger for every meal.

  5. pekingspring

    Only if people shut the hell up about bacon.

    1. catamorphism

      +1

    2. firepower

      Yup!

    3. caladri

      +50

    4. handstil

      What is it about bacon? Why is fried pig fat or whatever bacon is, suddenly this overdone hipster calling card? “I LOVE BACON!” Mmmmkay? I don’t get it.

  6. catamorphism

    People who do the same thing with “gluten-free” annoy me far more than vegans. At least there are reasons for encouraging others to get interested in veganism. But some people into “gluten-free” seem to not realize that not everyone is allergic to gluten, and if you’re not, then there’s no reason not to eat tasty, tasty gluten.

    1. caladri

      You’ve forgotten that some people believe that gluten causes autism, anxiety, etc.

      1. catamorphism

        I was thinking about that, but trying to avoid having to confront the existence of such people by not mentioning it.

        Gluten… or chemtrails????

      2. leolo

        bwahahahahWhat? No… [cries]

    2. handstil

      mmmmgluten

  7. stimps

    BUT BUT BUT… MY DOGS IS AN VEGANS!!!

    Actually, she really is, but only because she has such k-razy skin sensitivities, she has this soy-based food that she LOVES about 1000x more than any other food we’ve ever fed her. So bonuses on all sides!

    I think I can figure out that a tempeh burger is a vegan item, folks. And telling me too often is going to make me eat my regular burger LOUDLY and SMACKILY in your face. Even if it’s a vegetarian burger, too.

    1. handstil

      What kind of vegan food do you use? I have moral dilemmas about feeding my animals other animals but I want to do what is best for their health, obviously. I’d always heard that meat is best for dogs, but if there is a happy alternative I would love to use it!

      1. stimps

        Dogs are big old omnivores, unlike cats, so they can live on all kinds of food. Cats are the real carnivores. We feed the dog Medi-Cal hypoallergenic soy (http://www.medi-cal.ca/diets/diets.php?diet=10), which does have some chicken fat and fish oil in it, but it’s mostly soy. She used to have a lot of problems with sore spots on her paws, and itchy skin and her ears got red a lot more than they do now. So we’re really happy with this stuff… She’s been on it for about six months now. And she REALLY likes it. =) So yeah, give it a try if you can find it near you! Our cat eats http://www.medi-cal.ca/diets/diets.php?diet=39 … she used to weigh about 15-16 lbs, and went on the canned reducing diet they have, and went down to 10 or 11 lbs, and is staying at that weight eating this dry food (she is weird and prefers dry food to moist food). Medi-cal stuff has paid off for us, even though it’s more expensive than a lot of other foods.

        1. handstil

          Thank you!
          I really believe that the higher quality food will save you money (and heartache. I don’t understand feeding animals the cheap crap because there is so much waste; they eat more, use less!

          God knows my oldest cat could use a diet that actually works. ha

  8. detcarguy

    just the other day…

    LOL…too true!!! Just the other day at work, I chatted to a cute guy I see but don’t work directly with, and he found it important to announce that the cupcakes he made for someone coworker’s birthday were vegan! To which I replied “But do they have sugar? Because I am diabetic!”
    I shall have to remember to announce the next time I bring a roast beef sandwich for lunch too!
    The final twist I found out about cute vegan boy, he has a series of elaborate tattoos up one arm, across his back and down the other arm of all the women in the throes of dying from Altred Hitchcock movies. Just struck me as odd for the vegan to be so attracted to gore filled death moments of people?
    Does that mean vegans can be cannibals??? Just seems to be the logical conclusion in this case, I’m just asking!

  9. monochromatism

    veering off tangent

    Just thought I’d mention that I hate people who say things are “tasty and good,” and the only real person I know who does that is the really annoying girl I work with who never fails to state the obvious or phrase things in the most annoying way possible.

  10. kasheri

    P.S. to Vegans

    Please stop insisting that I “come to Jesus,” throw over my wicked ways, and embrace purity when you learn that I am a lacto-ovo vegetarian. I know that it bugs you that I dance so close to your idea of dietary perfection without fully embracing your ideals, but your attempts to convert me are aggravating in the extreme.

  11. crapsteak

    I would pay a lot of money to see a vegan (who’s been vegan a while) eat an entire wheel of double gloucester cheese.

    I had a friend who didn’t eat meat for about 2 years.. and finally he succumbed to one of my famous blue cheese burgers, and his stomach wasn’t right for a week. But at least he got the whole vegetarian thing out of his system.

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