12 responses to “PRECAUTIONS AND INFORMATION”

  1. miss_geek

    I think I need to go furniture shopping.

  2. stimps

    ARR, JIM BOY!

    Me shins bear testament to many a sea duel with the wiley end table. Beware their swift klonking edges, me boyo!

  3. sugarcollider

    “End” table indeed!

  4. nosrialleon

    end tables are dangerous. If you see them where people are swimming you shout “Look out; there are end tables!”

  5. capn_jil

    i would like to point out that the danger from end tables is greatly exaggerated thanks to sensationalistic television specials like “WHEN END TABLES ATTACK” and “END TABLE WEEK” on the once much more substantial discovery channel

    I WOULD WRITE A COMPLAINT LETTER BUT MY PEN SEEMS TO BE TANGLED IN MY BEARD

  6. coffeechica

    This entire post needs “When ____s Attack” theme music.

  7. gcrumb
    1. tuliphead

      Re: Tabu Tumas!

      BLONG MAMA BLONG EN TEBOL!

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