29 responses to “I hope I can check out laser cannon for the weekend.”

  1. maps_or_guitars

    Wow. That’d look pretty impressive on a resume.

    Actually, that just looks pretty impressive.

    I really don’t want to know what the FCSBCDPM/ DPMWMI actually does: I have a feeling it’s not as exciting as it sounds.

  2. kafkateer

    a “hurr” question

    are there still defense jobs down there? for some reason i thought the bulk of those were gone by the late 80s and early 90s.

  3. Anonymous

    Is it with a certain San Diego based four letter company? If so, I can give you an internal reference.

    1. Anonymous

      that was ambiguous

      Certain SD-based company handles Future Combat *and* most healthcare-IT systems you’d have experience with. I can give references to the latter but also the former if you want.

    2. dmlaenker

      Sweet, can you get me my job back as sustainability analyst and then fire the McLean campus site manager?

      1. Anonymous

        The latter, not likely but I can try on the former. Contact me offline (LJ Private Message).

  4. wanderingaengus

    Don’t take it. You’ll end up like that guy at the beginning of Robocop, blown away by the prototype version that won’t recognize that you’ve disarmed.

  5. skepticle

    I would be so perfect for that!

  6. sakkaranoush

    I’d say that’s on par with Mr. Bosch.

  7. drieuxster

    is that an internal job?

    Or is your warrior machine interface about the problem solving scenarios, in which you are actually a public facing position responsible for the irradication of unsatisfactory elements that do not interface well with teh Warrior Machine?

  8. springheel_jack

    Serious applicants only
    I have only done this once before

  9. jpallan

    Dude, MechWarrior!

  10. mcpino

    I, for one, welcome our new FUTURE COMBAT SYSTEMS BATTLE COMMAND DEPUTY PROJECT MANAGER overlords.

  11. gcrumb

    T SUBSTITUTE OMFG SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE FOR REAL THIS TIME

  12. torgo_x

    Your new title is

    END BOSS.

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