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By substitute on December 24, 2009
From E.B. White, 1952. From this high midtown hall, undecked with boughs, unfortified with mistletoe, we send forth our tinselled greetings as of old, to friends, to readers, to strangers of many conditions in many places. Merry Christmas to uncertified accountants, to tellers who have made a mistake in addition, to girls who have made […]
By substitute on December 22, 2009
Hi there. As snowflakes fall on happy little upturned faces and the wassail bowl is flung down decked halls, our minds turn inevitably to how everything is going to hell on hot greased rails. Therefore, here’s my holiday wish for the world: 1. Spend less time raging at the extremes, trolls, and obviously manufactured non-issues […]
By substitute on December 21, 2009
Continuing with the Content of Others: The 30 Second Bunnies Present HELLRAISER
By substitute on December 20, 2009
By substitute on December 17, 2009
See more funny videos and Music Videos at Today’s Big Thing. Italian rock musician sings in “English” that works about as well as the real thing. via 33mhz
By substitute on December 8, 2009
Posted via web from substitute’s posterous
By substitute on December 6, 2009
By substitute on December 2, 2009
I am honored to be part of the First Annual December Borscht-In at icedborscht.com! My contribution is a short piece on the American Dream as reinvented for rich young men without purpose in life: Accessories After The Fact. Thanks, Mr. Borscht!
By substitute on December 1, 2009
The customer hasn’t renewed my contract for next year, so I’m a free agent again. I’m looking for system administrator and application support work in the greater Los Angeles area.
By substitute on November 27, 2009
So Bob and his dog Stain got run over by a garbage truck today. Literally, like in a MAD Magazine cartoon. I found this out because I was reading in the patio when my phone said “DING” and the message was a Facebook update. A few of my friends I have set to text me […]