47 responses to

  1. jpallan

    “Have you ever had that feeling, that this is the best I’m ever gonna do, this is the best I’m ever gonna feel… and it ain’t that great?”

    “Happy birthday.”

  2. anaisdjuna

    Ya know…..

  3. anaisdjuna

    Happy Birthday! You’re neat and caring and thoughtful. That should be good company at least.

  4. zebulon_y

    HAPPY
    BURFDAY!!!!!!!

    .-'"""`-.
    ( )
    |`-.___.-'| THE GUY WHO BEGS YOU TO PISS ON HIM
    |.-'"""`-.| WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY
    | |
    |`-.___.-'|
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    `-.___.-' VK

    1. zebulon_y

      ALSO MY HTML DOESN’T HAVE THE GAY TAG

    2. stimps

      BWAHAHAHAHA

    3. stimps

      BWAHAHAHAHA

  5. Anonymous

    YOU ARE NOW THE TUMBLR PATRIARCH AND EXERCISE TWITTERFAMILIAS

  6. kafkateer

    we need different brochures or some shit. nothing about 36 is in this pamphlet, either.

    is it your birthday? if it is your birthday, i hope your day is pretty swell. heck, i hope your week is swell.

    –michelle

  7. fattmike

    Happy Birfday, Conrad! Damn, we’ve known each other since we were, uhm, younger. Yeah, that’s it, younger :D

  8. zeppo

    Happy Birthday and you said a fucking mouthful.

  9. eris_devotee

    HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY

  10. turnip

    HONK HONK HAPPY BIRTHDAY. BIG HUG FROM LEAR.

  11. maps_or_guitars

    Someday, I will buy you a beer. But for now:

  12. advorpt

    Happy birthday! Now go have some cake or something ’cause it’s not a birthday without CAKE!

  13. miss_geek

    happy birthday man.

  14. monochromatism

    So true! Happy birthday :)

  15. salome_st_john

    SO HI UM I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ALSO! I LOVE PANDAS!!!!!!

  16. marieoroumania

    happy fuckin’ birthday! tell me it gets better. please tell me it gets better.

  17. jactitation

    Y’know? Happy birthday!

  18. eyeteeth

    ON THE CONTRARY

    I think you’ll find it’s all explained pretty thoroughly in here.

    For your stick figure’s birthday, I gave him a nose!

    1. nyxie

      Re: ON THE CONTRARY

      Haha! eyeteeth++

      And while I’m in here: Happy birthday Conrad. I won’t subject you to a lolcat picture. ;)

  19. skepticle

    its clearly there in the fine print!

    HAPPY FREAKIN BIRFDAY!!!

  20. halfjack

    You got a brochure? Lucky.

    Happy birthday, C. We love you.

  21. sooz

    yay birthday time!! have a good dinner :) while i math my ass off.

  22. gordonzola

    Happy birthday anyway!

  23. annie_r

    yay, happy birthday!

  24. tuliphead

    happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday!

  25. rivetpepsquad

    Happy birthday mister!

    HERE IS A KITTY:

  26. ahhhlisaaah

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  27. sp0rk0

    Love you, man.

  28. sp0rk0

    Love you, man.

  29. klikitak

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MC RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. klikitak

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MC RAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. obnoxicant

    Happy birthday!

  32. obnoxicant

    Happy birthday!

  33. sakkaranoush

    Oxmeal!

    No, wait…happy birthday!

  34. sakkaranoush

    Oxmeal!

    No, wait…happy birthday!

  35. daisyhunter

    What they said!

  36. daisyhunter

    What they said!

  37. torgo_x
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  39. pigglet27

    Didn’t know, sorry it’s late, but know that we are wishing a happy belated birthday. *marks calendar for next year*

  40. pigglet27

    Didn’t know, sorry it’s late, but know that we are wishing a happy belated birthday. *marks calendar for next year*

  41. frobisher

    Happy Birthday! FWIW, 44 seems much like 43 so far…

  42. frobisher

    Happy Birthday! FWIW, 44 seems much like 43 so far…

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