23 responses to “HAS OBAMA ALREADY FAILED US?”

  1. salome_st_john

    I was personally promised a small increase in my number of friendly waves from neighbors of varying ethnicities, and I was told that the sun would shine more brightly and breezes could be timed properly? ALSO please remember that he has to groom the polar bears. He said.

    1. salome_st_john

      stealing this

      Also: FREE YACHTS???!!!

      1. kafkateer

        free yachts pfft

        my gold and diamond crapper WARE IS IT

  2. florence_craye

    I AM RESCINDING MY VOTE FOR HIM AS OF THIS MOMENT

    and where is my shirt saying I am one of the “good white people”

    DAMN IT

  3. mrsgreer

    What are you talking about?

  4. blulibrarian

    Here! Here!

    And what about our carbon neutral jet-packs and I don’t know about you, but I’m still waiting for my damn puppy.

  5. jk_fabiani

    I’m glad we got that out.

  6. firepower

    This post and many comments associated with it are full of win.

    1. handstil

      x2

    2. jenlight

      What you said.

    3. jpeace

      x3

  7. troymccluresf

    This whole “…Barack ran so we could fly” needs to stop. At least until he, y’know, is president.

  8. bulletproofheeb

    2 of my friends recently broke up. Obama has yet to show up to offer couples counseling to get them back together.

    1. firepower

      I love the icon.

      1. bulletproofheeb

        Haha! Ditto.

        Be seeing you.

  9. jenlight

    He was nowhere to be found when I lost my mullet!

  10. turnip

    when I clicked on the dow jones industrial average, my cubicle was not flooded with golden light. My parents were right – I should have voted for McCain.

  11. hepkitten

    i died lolling.

  12. bulletproofheeb

    Re: Likewise…

    My life is my own!
    (running out of opening sequence quotes…)

    1. maps_or_guitars

      Re: Likewise…

      Oh well. Be seeing you.

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