38 responses to “It’s baaaaaaack”

  1. kasheri

    I have no idea what on earth they mean by a “color changing” shirt. That is how utterly out of the loop I apparently am. Their FAQs tell me nothing to illuminate the mystery. I suspect that I am inutterably beyond anything they might consider to be their target market. Some how, this pleases me.

    1. hawthorntree

      Body heat changes the color of the fabric to a white(ish). I was working at Harris’ Department Stores when this came out and they tried to make it HUGE. Didn’t work. I had one of the gimme shirts they gave to employees to wear & my bra was always outlined.

      1. pbd

        girls might be into this shit now to complement their showing of the underwear from under the jeans.

        JC Penny did show a remake of the Breakfast Club as a commercial…does this mean that I will soon be able to steal back my flannel from my wife’s pajama wardrobe?

      2. kasheri

        Wear it with a mood ring!!

        How…festive. I can just imagine that you loved that.

        Sometimes it’s such a soothing blessing to be middle-aged and able to say to the fickle winds of fashion “WTF? Not a chance in hell, babe. Never, never, never.”

  2. auntiesiannan

    FUCK YEAH HYPERCOLOR

    I had blue hypercolor shorts. Except the crotch was always white.

  3. miss_geek

    that’s good. they can be worn over the fucking leggings that every 18 yr old up here is wearing with jelly shoes.

    1. handstil

      don’t forget fluorescent Rayban Wayfarers and fake Chanel chain purses. Ugh, shoot me. WHY.

      1. miss_geek

        people are wearing the flourescent sunglasses and i want to stab them in the eyeball every time i see them.

    2. sooz

      ive seen your friends wear leggings ;P

      1. miss_geek

        but you have not seen ME wear them. ewwww.

  4. autodidactic

    I’m still reeling that young men want to look like 1982 bearded gym instructors on purpose. Seeing the 90’s again so quick might actually be sort of soothing.

    1. maps_or_guitars

      Oh don’t get me started. Only my pusillanimous heart has kept me from beating the living izod out of the waves of popped-collar-polo-shirt wearing shiteaters that confront me daily. I just want to scream IT LOOKED STUPID THEN, TOO! IT DID!

    2. leolo

      Why no love for bearded gym instructors?

  5. nyxie

    American Apparel is selling them! Isn’t that awesome?

    http://store.americanapparel.net/rsa6407tc.html

  6. cataptromancer

    Finally!

  7. amicablebitch

    oh great. i can’t wait to highlight my boobs with huge white dots on my shirt.

  8. gths

    Uh-oh.

  9. pilarcruz

    I liked how hypercolor totally made boobie shapes over my boobies.

  10. nosrialleon

    those who don’t know history are…

    NO.
    NO.
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    also: NO.

    1. besskeloid

      Re: those who don’t know history are…

      There are li mits.

      1. nosrialleon

        Re: those who don’t know history are…

        Clearly SOMEONE thinks you’re wrong!

        1. besskeloid

          Re: those who don’t know history are…

          TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TEHCNO

  11. mcpino

    An idea whose time has REALLY come:

    FRANKIE SAY RELAX

    1. nosrialleon

      Re: An idea whose time has REALLY come:

      CHOOSE LIFE

      1. besskeloid

        Re: An idea whose time has REALLY come:

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