Today on the patio, every possible annoying person showed up. It was bad enough to be funny.
Area mentally disabled voyeur lecher foot fetishist guy, whose communication skills are very poor, was sitting at the next table smoking and thinkin’ ’bout string or something.
One of those charity scam people came in. You know, the kind who don’t speak your language and have a sign that says something like HELP WORD PEACE WITH $1 CONTRIBUTION and stand there looking plaintive until you shoo them off.
She got the brushoff from everyone until she got to Not So Smart Old Perv. She held up the sign and smiled. He stared blankly. She smiled again and held out the sign. He stared even more blankly.
This went on for three or four minutes.
At one point Bob rode in and laughed out loud, and yelled MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!
And then she left while we all picked ourselves up off the ground and started breathing again.
We want to replace her sign with one that says I AM BEING USED IN A SCAM; FOLLOW ME TO THE GUY IN THE VAN AND BEAT HIM UP.