33 responses to “This is why I blog.”

  1. hydrozoa

    i’d know your extremely good-looking & good in bed writing style anywhere, j.max

    lolls, fakest account ever. i love how even grown people are not prevented by their grownness from doing this.

  2. vanmojo

    Ye. Ghods.

    It’s beautiful; like a zen fugue it captures all that is the essence of teh_OC. I have seen perfection… there is nothing more.

    I think the best part is the “I fucked my boss to get ahead, so somehow I am better than you,” thing she has happening… and I guarantee she does not get the “Marie Antoinette” gloss.

    btw, I think MAXAMILLIAN has opened a new “Chronic” theme taqueria/brodude-hut just down the street from me in Long Beach… boy is he going to be disappointed.

    mojo sends

  3. 33mhz

    I should’ve known you were one of his many faceless, bitter conquests. Nobody could hate a guy that awesome!

  4. perich

    as someone who got down and did The Butt Naked Booty Scoot with him

    1. maps_or_guitars

      I know. I know. I know.

    2. eyeteeth

      Does that sound to anyone else like the thing dogs do on the carpet?

      1. daisyhunter

        That was my first thought :D

      2. maps_or_guitars

        Oh Hey! Cats do that too. Has to do with anal glands. Do dogs have those too? Can you express them at home?
        http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/22/

        1. hawthorntree

          Yes and yes. Or it could be worms.

  5. maps_or_guitars

    Just had a look at the MyHell page, and he’s very close to winning my newly-instituted “FIRST UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES” award.

  6. mcpino

    When, oh when will people understand that the phrase is “BUCK naked,” not “butt naked?”

    Jesus H. Christ!

    1. maps_or_guitars

      I would say that worrying about the Butt/Buck heresy in the context of the phrase The Butt Naked Booty Scoot is akin to the man in the guillotine fussing about his beard. But I’m definitely on your side in this.

      Buck Naked of the Interstellar Space Patrol, Over and OUT.

      1. eyeteeth

        What I want to know is why All The Caps? Is The Butt Naked Booty Scoot suddenly some formal event?

        1. maps_or_guitars

          For some people, it surely is.

      2. gths

        Not to be confused with Butt Naked, Homicidal African Warlord.

        1. maps_or_guitars

          Although interestingly, one of the main associations behind the word “Buck” is to the young, strapping American Indian or African-American male, with all the attendant 18th-19th century implications of savagery and nekkidness. So Buck Naked comes mightily close to “Butt Naked Homicidal African Warlord.”

          Historically speaking.

  7. salome_st_john

    nickleback for scientifical purposes

    I just sat through NICKLEBACK on his profile, because I hadn’t clicked on it before but decided to go for it!!! this time and this is who he wants to meet:

    “Who I’d like to meet:
    Spontaneous/ intellectual who enjoys going out and having loads of fun VIP style. I like girls that are sexy, funny, charming and open-minded and like new experiences and opportunities ——– I like to pick up and go places ie. the Greek Isles for a weekend etc, be prepared if I call you and tell you to pack your suitcase and I will pick you up in 20 min.”

    T SUBSTITUTE I THINK YOU REALLY ARE FEELING REJECTED BY THIS GUY YOU PROBABLY WEREN’T INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH FOR HIM

    1. zebulon_y

      Re: nickleback for scientifical purposes

      jesus I mean did you SEE how intellectual that girl’s tits were!!! I mean MAN!!!

      your bags weren’t packed in 20 mins I guess it’s just us guys goin 2 places ie the Greek Isles

      too bad you’ll miss out on all our Greek style!

    2. joyfulagitator

      Re: nickleback for scientifical purposes

      We learned from Ken that “open-minded” means girls who like it in the arse. I guess that makes the whole Butt Naked Booty Scoot thing make more sense.

  8. the_angelmoroni

    All you haters stfu.

    If it weren’t for Martin Luther King fighting for our civil rights, we wouldn’t be able to eat tacos in lilac polo shirts, f’n ingrates!

  9. nosrialleon

    The one time I was at his establishment, I recall there was a large population of flatbrims…

  10. nosrialleon

    Boy, that is just the thread that keeps on giving, isn’t it?

  11. loose_joints

    Wow. I guess that’s what you get when you go to Chapman…

    1. the_angelmoroni

      does that mean that klikitak will start bedding bro-ho’s?

  12. hotelsamurai

    There is an asterisk with no footnote, damn it… THERE’S AN ASTERISK WITH NO FOOTNOTE!! What is WRONG with people? *hugging knees, stifling sobs*

    1. maps_or_guitars

      I know. I scrolled down and down, as far as I could go, and I couldn’t find one anywhere…

  13. maps_or_guitars

    I honestly don’t think that the poster is actually a woman. My theory is that it’s Chronic Cantina Guy himself.

  14. maps_or_guitars

    Wow. If only there were names and addresses, it would be like a hit-list.

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