If you don’t kill Jesus today there won’t be any chocolate bunnies or Cadbury eggs on Sunday. You can get jellybeans any time, or store Peeps for 30 years, but without the judicial murder there won’t be any chocolate ear to bite off.
So get cracking. I know he’s a pretty nice guy but sometimes you just have to be hard.
At least this year we don’t have the vexing problem of the 4/20 Hitler Easter