10 responses to “Dear Lazy, Satanic Web”

  1. gynocide
  2. mr_flippant

    Bands I’ve Been Enjoying…

    Anaal Nathrakh
    Lair of the Minotaur
    Dimmu Borgir

    And, I’ll add these (even though they’re more grindcore):

    Pig Destroyer

    On the list to investigate further…

    Hecate Enthroned

  3. nosrialleon

    Not a BIG fan of the stuff myself, but I have Rhetoric of the Supermen, by this guy and it’s really really odd/hilarious/gnarly.

  4. planetdracula

    as it happens, this area is my specialty.

    1) proto-black metal: Sarcofago, a Brazilian band who was mainly trying to ape Slayer but wound up doing their own thing. Try I.N.R.I.
    2) Darkthrone, Transylvanian Hunger. The earlier A Blaze in the Northern Sky is the more orthodox black metal album, but the best black metal is the stuff that moves the genre forward, and Translyvanian Hunger is a masterpiece.
    3) Gorgoroth, Ad Majorem Gloriam Sathanas. Recent – long after anybody expects anything new from the genre – but fierce, fierce, fierce. If nothing else, check out the song “White Seed,” which is unbelievable.
    4) more recent Darkthrone – F.O.A.D. – is essentially an admission that the high water days of the genre are over, so why not have fun and pay tribute to eighties punk? I love recent Darkthrone & I’m hardly alone, though some people take the “if you were once an innovater, you should stand down once the fire’s died down” position. I say, fuck that position.
    5) Mayhem. Recent Ordo Ad Chao is pretty great, De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas is the one most people will steer you toward.
    6) Immortal – start anywhere except with Damned in Black, but I personally vouch for Sons of Northern Darkness.
    7) Abruptum. This is the band with the dwarf. If David Lynch had the courage of his convictions, his movies would sound like Abruptum records.
    8) Profanatica. Dirty, primitive black metal from the U.S.
    9) not black metal, but essential extreme metal: Gorguts, “Obscura.” If you haven’t heard this, trust me, it’ll punch all your buttons. It’s essentially death metal filtered through Zorn at his most freaked-out.

  5. jamie_miller

    I second Behemoth.

  6. mcpino

    Silent night, violent night!

  7. nightynight

    And! Rent the documentary Metal!

    I was just going to say Slayer. You got some hardcore metalheads on your friends list!

  8. sooz

    no one does metal like the norwegians. :P

  9. yoscott


    I forgot to mention a band called Rigor Mortis. They were one of my favorite bands back in the Swolf/TOXX days. Now they are regarded as one of the pioneering bands that evolved from speed metal to black metal.

    http://www.anus.com/metal/rigormortis.html (love the url!)

    let me know and i can hook you up

Leave a Reply