This just in:
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN OXNARD HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR… SOUTHWEST LOS ANGELES COUNTY IN SOUTHWEST CALIFORNIA INCLUDING THE CITIES OF MALIBU… PACIFIC PALISADES AND TOPANGA … * UNTIL 945 PM PST * AT 836 PM PST… NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WITH ROTATION CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO. THE CELL WAS LOCATED 5 MILES SOUTH OF MALIBU MOVING NORTH NORTHEAST AT 25 MPH. IT SHOULD AFFECT MALIBU AND PACIFIC PALISADES BEFORE 900 PM PST.
Instruction:
IF IN MOBILE HOMES OR VEHICLES…EVACUATE THEM AND GET INSIDE A SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. IF NO SHELTER IS AVAILABLE… LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE… CAMARILLO?
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fear
You guys have a basement or something, right?
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Re: fear
This is like.. 75 miles away. No worry. It’s just WEIRD.
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Re: fear
I think you should lie flat in a ditch or other low spot anyway, just to be on the safe side.
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Re: fear
I shall place myself under a cat and lie peacefully.
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Re: fear
thrr thrr shelterin u
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Re: fear
QUICK TO THE GOLDFISH POND!
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http://www.dailynexus.com/article.php?a=15556
APPROXIMATELY FOUR INCHES OF RAIN … HAZARDOUS WEATHER; ENORMOUS PUDDLES; RECOMMENDED WEARING OF UGG BOOTS
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it gets “better”
AT 912 PST…NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WITH STRONG ROTATION CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO. THE CELL WAS 4 MILES SOUTH SOUTHWEST OF LONG BEACH… AND WAS MOVING NORTH AT 25 MPH. IT WILL MOVE ONSHORE BY 930 PM PST. OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO HAWTHORNE…TORRANCE AND LYNWOOD
This should surprise the gangbangers!
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Re: it gets “better”
Oh dear. Any particular cautionary advisories for tornado sufferers in Compton?
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Advisory
Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches ‘n’ money.
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New episode of “Chuck” on NBC at 10 PM PST!
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ponk ponk ponk ponk
SIR THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER AS I SEE YOU ARE IN A MOBILE HOME
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I KNOW THIS IS SCARY BUT SECRETLY I THINK THIS IS SO. AWESOME.
I LOVE THE TERRIFYING POWER OF WEATHER!
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LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS
Um, for how long?
UNTIL WE TELL YOU TO GET UP.
Starting when?
RIGHT NOW. GO. DO IT.
Okay.
…
Are you laughing at me?
NO. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. NOW PLEASE COVER YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR HANDS.
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A little late to the party, but…
Tornadoes? In SoCal? Wild!
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Do they HAVE double-wides in Malibu???
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LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH
Half of Los Angeles is doing this by 9:45 anyway.
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Special Update Bulletin from the White House Office of Climate Control:
(wow… just think how that would have read without that last comma: “continue comsuming citizens…)
mojo sends
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Oh dear. That lying flat in the ditch bit. I’m reminded of the joke on the old Cold War public school nuke alert drill: bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.
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