19 responses to “THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME. THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE… CAMARILLO?”

  1. eyeteeth

    fear

    You guys have a basement or something, right?

  2. dreamyshade

    http://www.dailynexus.com/article.php?a=15556

    APPROXIMATELY FOUR INCHES OF RAIN … HAZARDOUS WEATHER; ENORMOUS PUDDLES; RECOMMENDED WEARING OF UGG BOOTS

  3. burntcurtis

    New episode of “Chuck” on NBC at 10 PM PST!

  4. __procession

    I KNOW THIS IS SCARY BUT SECRETLY I THINK THIS IS SO. AWESOME.

    I LOVE THE TERRIFYING POWER OF WEATHER!

  5. perich

    LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS

    Um, for how long?

    UNTIL WE TELL YOU TO GET UP.

    Starting when?

    RIGHT NOW. GO. DO IT.

    Okay.

    Are you laughing at me?

    NO. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. NOW PLEASE COVER YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR HANDS.

  6. advorpt

    A little late to the party, but…

    Tornadoes? In SoCal? Wild!

  7. brianenigma

    Do they HAVE double-wides in Malibu???

  8. handstil

    LIE FLAT IN THE NEAREST DITCH
    Half of Los Angeles is doing this by 9:45 anyway.

  9. vanmojo

    Special Update Bulletin from the White House Office of Climate Control:

    012308;0145est — INCREASES IN OUT OF PLACE, VIOLENT WEATHER INCIDENTS IS LIBERAL HIPPY JUNK SCIENCE TALK FROM FRANCE. BREAK. CONTINUE CONSUMING, CITIZENS

    (wow… just think how that would have read without that last comma: “continue comsuming citizens…)

    mojo sends

  10. mizducky

    Oh dear. That lying flat in the ditch bit. I’m reminded of the joke on the old Cold War public school nuke alert drill: bend over, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye.

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