HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I would have responded sooner, but a horrendous drive crash have pre-empted my internets today. I raise my glass of beer to you, good sir!
A happy birthday to you, sir. I recommend my own strategy: preemptive nostalgia. See, I think about when I was in my early twenties, and was so disgusted with my physical abilities. When I ran five miles on the beach with my kenpo class I was always the last one. I could barely climb a rope without using my legs. What a weakling! Now I look back and realize “Good heavens – I could run five miles on the beach! I could climb a rope! I was like a god!”
So now I try to look at my current self from the perspective of my self thirty years from now. “Wow, to think that back then I could walk all day if I wanted. I could feed myself! I could hear sounds! My skin stayed on my body. I knew my children’s names! How wonderful is was to be 43. I was just a kid! Oh, those were the days. I’d trade gladly trade my flying car and my robot valet to go back there.”
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I just did 36 this week, which is as old as I’ve ever been.
My advice? Hang around a nursing home. You’ll feel like you’re a kid again.
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Oh I’m fine with 43! It’s a perfectly good age.
My mom is 78 and seems to be mostly ok with that too.
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*smooshes cake on you and baptizes you with alcohol based sauces*
❤
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yay!! that means you get 43 presents!! right?? sounds good to me.
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Happy birthday. Will you be around for Christmas or after?
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T SUBSTITUTE NOW SCHLORK DOWN 43 SHOTS OF THIS
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whew. i thought you were sayin you started drinking this stuff straight. :X
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HURF BLURF ANOTHER PINT OF TRIPLE SUCK PLZ
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happy birthday!
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And for your birthday I present you with… THE PATIO! Sure I will be seeing you there soon 🙂
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Happy birthday, and I wish you make your best wishes.
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Hope you’ve been having an excellent birfdy.
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Happy Birthday
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I would have responded sooner, but a horrendous drive crash have pre-empted my internets today. I raise my glass of beer to you, good sir!
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Happy Birthday
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Oh My! I think 43 is fine, but then again, ask me in 10 years!
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Bathday!!
I want to send you this thingy, but I’m afraid you’ll already have it. HONK!!
Please attach funny hat and sing now.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKM coughing fit
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DUH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GURGLE.
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HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BLATTDAY DEAR SUUUUUBBBSTITUUUUTE
HAPPY BLATTDAY TOOO YOOOOOUUU
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BLAAAATTTTTTT
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I had no idea you were 43….
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I wasn’t!
That was too easy.
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Happy birthday!
Signed,
A Stranger
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thanks! 😀
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Happy Birthday!
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This comment entitles you to one public foot massage.
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Happy brithday. (Yes, mispelling is intentional for the purposes of sillineff.)
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A happy birthday to you, sir. I recommend my own strategy: preemptive nostalgia. See, I think about when I was in my early twenties, and was so disgusted with my physical abilities. When I ran five miles on the beach with my kenpo class I was always the last one. I could barely climb a rope without using my legs. What a weakling! Now I look back and realize “Good heavens – I could run five miles on the beach! I could climb a rope! I was like a god!”
So now I try to look at my current self from the perspective of my self thirty years from now. “Wow, to think that back then I could walk all day if I wanted. I could feed myself! I could hear sounds! My skin stayed on my body. I knew my children’s names! How wonderful is was to be 43. I was just a kid! Oh, those were the days. I’d trade gladly trade my flying car and my robot valet to go back there.”
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¡Feliz cumpleaños, jefe!
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