30 responses to “ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS THE GRAVE”

  1. taskboy3000

    I just did 36 this week, which is as old as I’ve ever been.

    My advice? Hang around a nursing home. You’ll feel like you’re a kid again.

  2. handstil

    *smooshes cake on you and baptizes you with alcohol based sauces*
    <3

  3. dreamyshade

    yay!! that means you get 43 presents!! right?? sounds good to me.

  4. loose_joints

    Happy birthday. Will you be around for Christmas or after?

  5. mcpino

    T SUBSTITUTE NOW SCHLORK DOWN 43 SHOTS OF THIS

  6. yoscott

    whew. i thought you were sayin you started drinking this stuff straight. :X

  7. obnoxicant

    happy birthday!

  8. joyfulagitator

    And for your birthday I present you with… THE PATIO! Sure I will be seeing you there soon :)

  9. ganatronic

    Happy birthday, and I wish you make your best wishes.

  10. besskeloid

    Hope you’ve been having an excellent birfdy.

  11. daisyhunter

    Happy Birthday

  12. advorpt

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! I would have responded sooner, but a horrendous drive crash have pre-empted my internets today. I raise my glass of beer to you, good sir!

  13. nyxie

    Happy Birthday

  14. pigglet27

    Oh My! I think 43 is fine, but then again, ask me in 10 years!

    Happy Birthday!

  15. stimps

    Happy Bathday!!

    I want to send you this thingy, but I’m afraid you’ll already have it. HONK!!

    Please attach funny hat and sing now.

  16. burntcurtis

    DUH HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND GURGLE.

  17. tuliphead

    HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BLATTDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BLATTDAY DEAR SUUUUUBBBSTITUUUUTE
    HAPPY BLATTDAY TOOO YOOOOOUUU

  18. dmlaenker

    I had no idea you were 43….

  19. birdiebrain

    Happy birthday!

    Signed,
    A Stranger

  20. hotelsamurai

    Happy Birthday!

  21. threepunchstuff

    This comment entitles you to one public foot massage.

  22. dr_strych9

    Happy brithday. (Yes, mispelling is intentional for the purposes of sillineff.)

  23. brainflak

    A happy birthday to you, sir. I recommend my own strategy: preemptive nostalgia. See, I think about when I was in my early twenties, and was so disgusted with my physical abilities. When I ran five miles on the beach with my kenpo class I was always the last one. I could barely climb a rope without using my legs. What a weakling! Now I look back and realize “Good heavens – I could run five miles on the beach! I could climb a rope! I was like a god!”

    So now I try to look at my current self from the perspective of my self thirty years from now. “Wow, to think that back then I could walk all day if I wanted. I could feed myself! I could hear sounds! My skin stayed on my body. I knew my children’s names! How wonderful is was to be 43. I was just a kid! Oh, those were the days. I’d trade gladly trade my flying car and my robot valet to go back there.”

  24. baconmeteor

    ¡Feliz cumpleaños, jefe!

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