46 responses to “It’s going around, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s essential”

  1. maps_or_guitars

    Why do my friends keep hurting me with this?

    1. frobisher

      Maybe they’re not really your friends. :-)

    2. frobisher

      Maybe they’re not really your friends. :-)

  2. maps_or_guitars

    Why do my friends keep hurting me with this?

  3. do_not_lick

    Her introduction as “Miss Douglas(s?)” implies that she won an earlier pageant. Which really makes me want to never, ever, visit “Douglas(s?)”, wheresoever it may be.

  4. do_not_lick

    Her introduction as “Miss Douglas(s?)” implies that she won an earlier pageant. Which really makes me want to never, ever, visit “Douglas(s?)”, wheresoever it may be.

  5. sakkaranoush

    I want all beauty pageants to be like the Gong Show.

  6. sakkaranoush

    I want all beauty pageants to be like the Gong Show.

  7. nosrialleon

    It’s very important to tell the orchestra what key you’re playing in. Very important.

    1. klikitak

      I’ll take the Butt Trumpet Orchestra for $500, Alex.

    2. klikitak

      I’ll take the Butt Trumpet Orchestra for $500, Alex.

    3. hoyvenmayven

      I could be wrong, but I think she’s playing along to a CD, rather than a live orchestra. Which makes it even MORE hilarious, because presumably she’s practiced this…

    4. hoyvenmayven

      I could be wrong, but I think she’s playing along to a CD, rather than a live orchestra. Which makes it even MORE hilarious, because presumably she’s practiced this…

  8. nosrialleon

    It’s very important to tell the orchestra what key you’re playing in. Very important.

  9. ganatronic

    Awww. I want to marry her.

  10. ganatronic

    Awww. I want to marry her.

  11. mcpino

    AAAAIIEEEEEEE!

  12. mcpino

    AAAAIIEEEEEEE!

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  15. manoman

    You have to be really good to be THAT bad.

  16. manoman

    You have to be really good to be THAT bad.

  17. threepunchstuff

    …and that’s how the Social Republic of Douglas got banned from Miss Universe and also the United Nations.

  18. threepunchstuff

    …and that’s how the Social Republic of Douglas got banned from Miss Universe and also the United Nations.

  19. miss_geek

    aside from the obvious ear bleeding, what kills me is that someone totally thought that was the best choice of outfit. someone actually said “silver fringe sleeves, YES!!!”

  20. miss_geek

    aside from the obvious ear bleeding, what kills me is that someone totally thought that was the best choice of outfit. someone actually said “silver fringe sleeves, YES!!!”

  21. breezygirl

    I saw this on The Soup – WOW.

    It’s ALMOST as bad as the Star Wars Christmas special.

  22. breezygirl

    I saw this on The Soup – WOW.

    It’s ALMOST as bad as the Star Wars Christmas special.

  23. hoyvenmayven

    She’s exactly a half-step off. In my line of work we call that COMEDY GOLD!

    I do this thing where I find an .mp3 of some really sappy easy-listening piano music and play along with it, in the same style, but completely off key. It never fails to amuse.

  24. hoyvenmayven

    She’s exactly a half-step off. In my line of work we call that COMEDY GOLD!

    I do this thing where I find an .mp3 of some really sappy easy-listening piano music and play along with it, in the same style, but completely off key. It never fails to amuse.

  25. detcarguy

    ROFLMAO!!! Was the hell was the Charlie Chaplin imitation in the middle? Ah no that wasn’t 3CPO!!!

  26. detcarguy

    ROFLMAO!!! Was the hell was the Charlie Chaplin imitation in the middle? Ah no that wasn’t 3CPO!!!

  27. dandysandymae

    Oh my.

    Kill it.

  28. dandysandymae

    Oh my.

    Kill it.

  29. kasheri

    I find your lack of pitch disturbing…

    You know, I can almost, almost forgive how very badly she is out of tune with her accompaniment because she’s at least consistent. After all, orchestras tune up frequently because instruments expand and contract, and it’s amazing how very hard it can be to hear what you’re playing or singing along with when you’re having music piped in. But, Oh My God, who told her it was a good idea to pretend the trumpet was a blaster? Why does she think that C3PO is Charlie Chaplin? And what in the hell is she wearing?

  30. kasheri

    I find your lack of pitch disturbing…

    You know, I can almost, almost forgive how very badly she is out of tune with her accompaniment because she’s at least consistent. After all, orchestras tune up frequently because instruments expand and contract, and it’s amazing how very hard it can be to hear what you’re playing or singing along with when you’re having music piped in. But, Oh My God, who told her it was a good idea to pretend the trumpet was a blaster? Why does she think that C3PO is Charlie Chaplin? And what in the hell is she wearing?

  31. dr_strych9

    So. Not. Helping.

  32. dr_strych9

    So. Not. Helping.

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