I bet I’m not the first one to think of an episode where Kitt chides Michael for being drunk while he tries to eat a burger.
MICHAEL
MICHAEL
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TOUCH ALCOHOL
KNIGHT INDUSTRIES IS SENDING SOMEONE TOMORROW
MICHAEL
DO YOU LOVE ME?
This is some sort of new defense against parody, isn’t it? Make it so head-fuckingly parano-stupid that people’s synapses die rather than transmit the input. The absurdity is so exhausting that I don’t have the energy to laugh any more.
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I bet I’m not the first one to think of an episode where Kitt chides Michael for being drunk while he tries to eat a burger.
MICHAEL
MICHAEL
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TOUCH ALCOHOL
KNIGHT INDUSTRIES IS SENDING SOMEONE TOMORROW
MICHAEL
DO YOU LOVE ME?
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I seriously just spit-taked. Well done.
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#3
I see that reality has not only met, but catapulted-the-fuck OVER my ‘remake of CHiPs’ attempt at absurdity…
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This is some sort of new defense against parody, isn’t it? Make it so head-fuckingly parano-stupid that people’s synapses die rather than transmit the input. The absurdity is so exhausting that I don’t have the energy to laugh any more.
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You’re with the brain-eating amoebas, aren’t you?
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But the real question is, “Is the amoeba Democrate or republican” and how will it vote on abortion rights?
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