20 responses to “Would you buy a used MILF fantasy from this woman?”

  1. seriesfinale

    When I was a 15 year old kid I’m sure I would’ve.

  2. dr_strych9

    No, but I might be willing to write some naked call options.

  3. hotelsamurai

    Yesterday’s plea agreement prohibits Kinley from using the Internet, which she used to communicate with the boy.

  4. becauseshewas

    High school and junior high boys are so gross, all sweaty and pimply. Who in their right mind??
    Clearly she is not.

  5. klikitak

    Miss Jazz Hands

    So she taught everything from Special Ed to…competitive dance?

  6. klikitak

    Woah Horsie!

    BTW, did you read this at the bottom??? Eight male students! Woah! That’s alot of young love.


    In May 2001, Kimberly L. Merson, 24, a substitute teacher at Carroll County’s Francis Scott Key High School, was arrested on multiple sex-related charges involving eight male students. She was sentenced to 18 months in jail after she pleaded guilty to four counts of felony sexual child abuse.

  7. kasheri

    The three women discussed in this article are all so young. I mean, my dad’s wife is 14 years younger than he is. Kinley was no more than 10 years older, and she was the oldest of the three. But Lordy, if some teacher, no matter how recently he got his teaching credential, was sniffing around my 15 year old, no matter how much older she might look, you better believe I’d have his ass in court.

    My parents were teachers of the Jr high/high school age group. I remember once overhearing them talking about a 40-something colleague who had left his wife and family to run off with one of his students. They were just dumbstruck by his idiocy.

  8. monochromatism

    (big time)

  9. autodidactic

    I dunno, she looks like a damn Suburban Nosferatu to me.

  10. gcrumb

    Holy Mother of Bat Boy!

  11. threepunchstuff

    In human form maybe not, but you should see that saucy wench in unicorm fursuit MMM MMM.

  12. wrecking__ball

    What if I become this woman? Note to self: Must stop teaching…

  13. la_lisa

    something in water?

    Or is it McMartin Pre-School all over again?

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  14. la_lisa

    REPOST since LJ told me to fix and I have no clue:

    Is it something in the water?

    Or is it McMartin Pre-School all over again?

    “Kinley was the third Howard County high school teacher charged this year with having inappropriate contact with a minor. The two others are awaiting trial.”

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