600 lb guy causes crematory grease fire The Buffalo Beast presents: Faith-based comics! BLOG ABOUT BACON I am a diehard liberal Democrat, but this guy makes some disturbingly good points about how we’ve failed. Season Shot has to be a prank. Has to be. But wow! Honey lemon shotgun blast! Oh hey great, it’s spontaneous [...]
I dreamed that I had found a website that looked at first as thought it was the usual unpleasant sexual tourism thing, guys visiting impoverished countries to do nasty things. But it was worse. It was a cannibalism tourist site, where you could arrange to visit places so benighted that they’d sell you their children [...]
Halloween time is funny nowadays. Businesses desperately need Halloween, since holidays mean spending, so they want to make anything they sell somehow orange, spooky, or candy-related. The boom in “adult” Halloween celebrations means that slutty costumes and spooky alcohol are a huge money deal now. The children’s holiday of my childhood continues, which means big [...]
The Apple Store in Costa Mesa had a sign outside the store advertising a “Ladies’ Night.” It appears to be some kind of “outreach to women” thing. It isn’t clear whether the event itself is going to be useful, but they really could have chosen a better name for it. Really they could.
DEVIL FACIAL TUMOR DISEASE – AUSTRALIA (TASMANIA)(02) ********************************************** A ProMED-mail post ProMED-mail, a program of the International Society for Infectious Diseases Date: 24 Oct 2006 From: Pablo Nart Source: ABC [edited] The Tasmanian Government has acknowledged the outbreak of the devil facial tumor disease in a wildlife park in the state’s north is a serious [...]
According to the Register, a Mr. Joseph Garcia is currently in jail here on a million dollars bail for rape and sexual assault of at least three women. Mr. Garcia’s M.O. was to go on a date, take her home, and jump her. This is apparently not recommended in that he could get up to [...]
After a conversation with the Exploding Aardvark tonight I realize I have accidentally come up with a new holiday. I haven’t been eating much during the day and then at night recently I’ve been going out for Japanese noodles. A lot. Both frequently and a lot of noodles. Tonight I had the hakata ramen, with [...]
And on the left side of the plane if you’ll look out you can see a sick man, a beggar, and a corpse…
Man shot with taser after alleged carjacking attempts By KATHERINE NGUYEN The Orange County Register Costa Mesa — An unidentified man police say was responsible for three carjacking attempts is in the hospital after being shot with a taser gun by officers. The bizarre string of events started with a three-car accident at 11 p.m. [...]
This has been a good weekend, full of unexpected social delights and fatty foods. I have had totally heterosexual man-dates two nights in a row. Friday, burntcurtis took me for Chinese (and I hardly look it) at China Palace, where I ate round-eye delights like orange spicy chicken. Great conversation with him in a romantic [...]